
Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton was named Hispanic of the Year by Hispanic magazine, despite, you know, not actually doing anything. Unless of course you count, initially making fun of Michael Jackson’s death and being punched in the face for being a total douchewaffle as “things.” Never mind that Sonia Sotomayor became the first Hispanic Supreme Court Justice, let’s give it to the guy who draws cum stains on celebrities!

